It's times like this I wish I had a gambling problem...

**pictures to come soon, I'm having wifi difficulties**


I need to come back to Vegas, like ASAP. This place would by far be the most entertaining venue for a drunken vacation with your bestest friends. I realize that statement is kinda in the "duh" categorey, but you think you'd know what to expect until you actually come here. I mean, I had this much fun and I'm here by myself!

Anyway, I'm getting a bit ahead of myself... I went to Yosemite National Park yesterday. It was beautiful, I went for a walk down the stream, did a bit of meditating, took some pictures, yadda yadda yadda... back to Vegas :P

I went for a short walk during the daylight hours, not that interesting. So I went back to my motel and relaxed a bit until the sun went down. When the neon beams hit the pavement, so did my feet. I took plenty of pictures, although I wasn't comfortable giving any of the drunkies my camera so none of them have me in them sadly. For some reason neon lights fascinate me, so I think I had the most fun taking pictures here in Vegas.

I saw the largest video screen in the world (or so the announcer guy claims) as they played this hippie-tastic music video for "American Pie." For some reason Freemont Street was celebrating the Summer of '69, so everything was decked out in flowers and tydye. They even had a few bands playing classic 60's rock. One of which had my future husband playing guitar (the blond int he glasses). If you saw my status, no worries, I didn't actually get elloped to a musician... just fantasized about it :)

I wish you guys could of heard his voice!!! It's like he was channeling a combanation of Van Morrison and Bruce Springstien. I didn't get to talk to him, but I have the band name so you can expect a heavy amount of facebook stalking on my part, hahaha, just kidding... maybe...

Tomorrow I'll be back in Albuquerque with my best friend, Paul. I'm not sure when the next time I'll get to see him will be so when I remapped my route I was sure to include a weekend long visit. Apparently he had to reschedule a date, so now I get to meet her before anyone else! I promised not to be too embarrassing; I'm the wing man, hahaha.

Five more days until I'm back in NY, better make the most of it! Till next time my followers...

Professional Wino

Sorry again for taking awhile to update y'all on my where abouts and activities. Although to be honest I've mostly been doing a lot of relaxing.

I've been to San Francisco before (seeing as I was a hop, skip, and a jump away from moving here), so it's not like I haven't seen the sights yet. So I've taken the opportunity to veg out and give my wheels a rest.

Since my last post, Nikki's parents had a big shin-dig at their house for all their work friends. Nikki, fresh from graduating from bartender classes, provided the cocktails from the party and taught me some fancy tricks to get ahead of the game when I take a class in Boston this fall. I now know how to make lemon swirls, you know, the little twirly garnish made out of the rind that you sit on the rim of the glass. Impressive huh?

After a topsy-tipsy night with the Rayfields, Nikki and I went wine tasting in Sonoma Valley. It might not be as beautiful as Nappa, but I couldn't beat the prices. It was much more affordable, which was apparent in my purchases of two bottles per winery. We went four winerys... you do the math.

I love love love wine. I really want to find a nice bottle of wine from 1986, my year of birth, and save it for some really special event; like my 50th birthday or when I make my first million... I've never been able to age wine, I guess it's the lush in me :P

Grand Canyon, Psychics, and Beer Towers... oh my

Sorry that I haven't posted in a couple of days. It's been pretty low key lately, and I haven't had access to the internet until now. I re-planned my trip while I was in Albuquerque, so the route in my picture is going to look a little different now. After Monument Valley I stayed the night in Flagstaff. Then I went to the Grand Canyon the next morning before driving in to LA.

The canyon looked like a painting, it was SOOO beautiful! Sadly, as seems to be the running theme of this trip, it was a bit hazy that morning too so as great as the pictures came out, they don't do the view justice.





Driving into LA took FOREVER!!! Once I got there I was in such a crappy mood from the drivers there. I thought NY drivers were bad, OMG! I could not live in LA, and thats a scary thought considering I want to get into the film industry. I met up with my old friend, Jay, and went out to some bars in the Hollywood area. It was a fun night, we met a guy from Arkansas who believes he's a bit of a psychic... why do I keep meeting these kinds of people on this trip? After a long discussion about spirits, energy, and religion, I got to see a view of the city at night. Sadly I was stupid enough to forget my camera, so no pictures, sorry!

The next day, yesterday, I drove up to San Francisco to meet up with my old roomie, Nikki! Last night we went to see "Funny People" cuz thats what Nikki and I do, we sit around watching movies together all day haha. We were disappointed though. The movie was WAY too long, only epic dramas and quest films should be close to three hours long, not comedies! It wasn't even that funny, I really liked the concept but the film major in me had a lot of problems with the editing and writing. It could have been a lot better, but I liked Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill's parts in it; and I really like Aubrey Plaza! Adam Sandler has been better. I'd recomend people wait for it to come out to rent if you haven't seen it already.

After that we met up with our friend, Matt Marando. He's visiting Nikki too cuz he's planning on moving out here, but probably down in LA for music industry stuff. The three of us went to a karaoke bar and polished off a beer tower, which I had most of. I need to buy one of these things for my new apartment!!!


After a tower of Mordor's worth of beer, we went up to the stage to sing "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" and "Don't Go Breaking My Heart". All in all, a very fun night first night in San Fran.

I've been spending today mostyly just relaxing. It's the first day in two weeks that I haven't had to drive for at least 6 hours straight so I'm trying to take it easy haha. I'll be spending today online and gathering all my things I brought here when I thought I was moving over to the sunnier coast. I FINALLY GET MY DVD'S BACK!!! They're like my babies so this is a very big thing for me. If any of you have been to my apartment you know how many dvd's I actually own; I pretty much have my own blockbuster.

Monument Valley

I spent the other day with one of my best friends, Paul, in Albuquerque. We mostly just hung out so they're aren't any pictures from that, but today I went to Monument Valley in southern Utah. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.



I took a rock as a suvenier and decided to leave a piece of the Hamptons behind to replace it. I happened to have a shell in my car as a decoration, so now either some random tourist will be very confused to find signs of sea life in a desert or I'll return in a year or so and find my shell hidden in the same spot.

Now I'm Getting Hit on by Alien Men?!?

Now don't get me wrong. I had a great time in Roswell, and I would love to go back to home land of abductions some time with a group of friends. But I will have to wear a disguise in order to step foot in the alien museum ever again.


After walking through the exhibit for about, oh... TWO MINUTES, this guy who had to be older than my father came up to me and started asking me if I was a believer yet. I figured the people working at an alien museum probably start conversations with visitors like that all the time; you know, to get them to buy into the whole ET stuff. I made conversation with the guy, and he was actually pretty educated guy so it didn't go too poorly. He thanked me and went on his way to other guests.


He returns asking me what I think so far. I personally believe that our universe is too big for our planet to be the only one with life, but that doesn't make me a believer of the Roswell conspiracy. However, the exhibit actually tells its story pretty convincingly. So I told him that the whole thing would make a really good movie, which lead me to reveal that I'm an aspiring film-maker... probably giving him too much information about myself than I should have divulged. He seemed pretty interested and gave me his e-mail address, he didn't ask me for mine so I wasn't suspicious yet but still kinda wondering why he was spending so much time with me. He left me to look at more of the exhibit. The plot thickens...


While I was looking at this big replica of a Mayan carving, he came over to me and made his move. I'll try to quote him as best as my memory permits (I may have blocked some of it out)... "I like your eyes, they're are intriguing. You're eye lashes and the darkness of your eye-brows and eyes make them look so mysterious." I took the compliment, and quickly turned the conversation back to little green men.


At least I have a story to tell I guess...

The Site of my 25th Birthday!

Austin was much more enjoyable Texas city. I met up with my friend Johnny, and he took me to a spot with a great view of the city and surrounding area. He even pointed out where Andy Roddick lives, and then proceeded to assure me was not a stalker... it's the white house behind the cul-de-sac.


After the stalking that wasn't stalking, we went to get some vegetarian friendly Tex-Mex and then to sixth and fourth street for some bars. Johnny pointed out this one 25-plus club that has a glass dance floor with freakin' sharks underneath!!! Now I have something to look forward to when I turn 25... all my good friends should start saving now cuz we are going to Austin for my 25th birthday! The spent pretty much the whole next day kinda hung over on an eight hour drive out of Texas through no-man's land... so yeah, I had a fun night but a not so fun morning. Thank you's go out to all who talked to me over the phone on that drive!

Christian Rock rules the Arkansas Radio-waves

The Graceland mansion was more like a really big house, but it was still pretty cool. The inside was decorated just how the King left it, 70's chic. Bright colors. Gold plated everything. And plush carpeting... on the ceiling! The Jungle room was awesome; I didn't realize Elvis had such a knick-knack fetish.


After crossing the Mississippi my drive became pretty bizarre, but not for the reasons you might think.


At one point while driving I realized that I hadn't seen a fellow NY license plate since I getting into Virgina. Not a second after that thought went through my head, a New Yorker passed me. Then, while driving by Hope, Arkansas, the moment I read a sign announcing it as the birth place of former President Bill Clinton, a commercial on the radio about 90's music made a Monica Lewinski joke. Needless to say, I think proceeded to focus all my thoughts on a million dollars... no luck though.

Once I got to Dallas I had to veg out. The drive took forever, and beyond that, I was staying in the swankiest Best Western I'd ever seen. I had a king sized bed and 5 fluffy pillows. I ordered room service and watched "Heavy Weights" on TBS, best night ever!

Before leaving Dallas I went to see the JFK memorial, because it was the only point of interest I found interesting. Sadly it proved to disappoint. The concept for the memorial was awesome, however the structure itself was an eye-sore. It's a cement cube hollowed out with no top (so basically a stone room in the middle of the city with no roof), the idea however was to provide an area to think where you can block out the city but still stay connected to the sky and earth.


Cool idea, bad execution. Supposedly it looks a lot prettier at night when it's lit up, but wouldn't you want a memorial that doesn't need darkness in order to look good?