THERE AND BACK AGAIN
A Dork's Tale by Alex Great
So little known fact about Peter... I love bluesy rock n' roll. It's the kind of music I like to listen to when I have some alone time. This was one of the cities I was most excited about seeing; which makes it really unfortunate that it's also the one I feel most unsafe in so far, but it's nothing that Boston hasn't taught me to be able to handle.
After my earlier post/rant, I went to the Memphis Rock n' Soul Museum. They mostly had items from the slave era and musical memorabilia, but the information on blues was really interesting. They had a lot of old blues song samples on their audio tour head sets so used it as an opportunity to expand my itunes library and took pictures of the song lists. This one is off of an old juke box, the songs on it aren't really blues but I thought the picture came out cool.
After that I walked down Beale Street, which I HAVE TO go back to with a group of friends some time. The street is blocked off so you can walk down it Disney World style and then lined with bars and blues clubs. I was planning on coming back and going into one for a beer, but then it started pouring again and I already was feeling unsafe so I decided against it sadly.
At the end of Beale Street I arrived at the famous Sun Studio where a Mississippi boy changed the sound of music for rest of time. I stood at the exact spot where Elvis recorded some of his most famous hits. I literally had tingles going down my spine realizing the musical history that went on in that room, beyond just Elvis too. Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, Muddy Waters, B.B. King... needless to say, I had fun today.

Tomorrow is the King's lair; tomorrow is Graceland!
I thought it was funny when I didn't notice any Starbucks on the way to Nashville or even in Nashville. But I didn't fully realize the unpopularity of the coffee company until I didn't see one on the way to Memphis either. When I stopped for gas and ice for my cooler, I asked the woman behind the counter if she knew where the closest Starbucks was. And with this I am not over exaggerating AT ALL... she burst into laughter, practically falling over (she was standing, not sitting), slapping her knee and she needed to cough in order to catch her breath. Apparently this overweight, yellow/black toothed, sans eye-brows madame thought I was funny.
I find it interesting how people choose which corporate teet they like to suck on, and then judge all other company nips as if theirs is more "mom & pop." Across the street from this gas station was a McDonalds and right next door was an Arby's. I don't judge anyone who attends those establishments, but obviously southern hospitality was lost on this beastly woman. In the words of Katie Stock... "You've been Judged."
Obviously I finally did find a 'bucks in Memphis since I'm online and able to finally post my adventures, but apparantely it's the only one in the downtown area and it'll be closing in two weeks. In the end I've come to realize that Tennesse just hates Starbucks.
The weather is still not the best, so I'm spending today at some museums and then I'll go to Graceland tomorrow when the weather is hopefully more agreeable, and then return to this Starbucks to post everything since I can't rely on finding another one on the way to Austin.
So I broke my promise to myself, I didn't go to Dollwood today. The rain continued through the night into this morning, so I decided to drive straight to Nashville instead. But once I got there the skies where completely clear, just in time for me to get in touch with my Country roots... HEY! I could be a little bit country, but I guess I'm mostly a little bit rock n' roll (Ok ok, that was a horrible joke, but I'm a corn-ball, you all know this).


I spent a good portion of the day at the Grand Ole Opry, taking the back stage tour and walking through the Opry Mill mall. The tour was a lot of fun; I can't get enough of the southern twang everyone has down here and the history of the Opry House was actually pretty interesting. They took a peice of the old stage that every performer stood on and put it in center stage of the new one so all the new artist could stand where their idols once stood.

Country may not be my favorite genre, but I have a few artists that I like and I really admire their strong sense of community. The mall was pretty nice too. I geeked out over Marvel Comics with the guy in Barnes&Noble and I had some free time, so I saw "The Proposal" at their theater. I really liked it. It was very well written, especially for a romantic comedy, and I love Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, and of course Betty White.Then I went to see the Parthanon. I'm not entirely sure why Nashville is the site for the full sized replica of the famous Greek temple, but I figured it was a must see for a Greek boy. It was pretty impressive. They had it all painted and sculpted the way historians believe it looked when it was originally built.


I've come up with quite a few ideas for my movie so far, but I pose this separate idea to you guys... the Housewives of Nashville!
This trip is officially dedicated to my family dog, Scooter. This morning my mom informed me of his passing. I'm taking it surprisingly well, or at least I'm not letting myself fully comprehend it yet.

Scooter had one of the most adventurous spirits I've ever seen. I think its fitting to continue this quest in his name. I'll love you always Scoot.

Leaving home was bitter sweet. Mother nature christened my journey with a torrential downpour for the first 20 minutes of the drive, but then the skies completely opened into one of the more beautiful days I've seen this summer. Saying good bye to my family was difficult, even Mia (my cat). It's scary how well she can read me. As I was walking to my car I heard her meowing, and sure enough, she was standing behind the screen door calling for me. I'm pretty sure she knew I wasn't just on my way to work. I really do wish I could have brought her along. Having a companion that can't request alterations to the route is an enticing thought. But day one was anything but lonely...
I've been to Philly before, but the only touristy thing I did was eat a cheese-steak; now that I'm a vegetarian I can skip that heart attack. I met up with Sophie and her friend/our tour guide, Kevin, to see the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall. Katie joined us for a stroll down South Street, an artsy, less expensive version of Newburry Street. After spending an already decent chunk of my allotted cash, we proceeded to get emotionally bitch-slapped by my GPS trying to get back to Sophie's house; you'd be surprised how angry a monotone voice can sound when she repeatedly tells you to make a U-turn in the middle of a busy street. Once we had dinner, the three of us (Kevin parted ways halfway through our South Street exploits) stayed up until about 1am picking out future breasts for Katie in "People" magazine and a future occupation for me from Weezer's "Undone."
All in all I would deem Day One a success. Tomorrow I drive to the south... wish me luck?
The car is all packed, check list triple checked, and my first few days are planned out... all I have to do now is sleep. I'm afraid that will be easier said than done, but this trusty glass of wine will help me with that :)
My friend Billy hit the bulls-eye with his comment on my earlier post... this is the kind of experience that teaches you something about yourself. Mark Twain once said, "I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them." Let's hope I like what I learn.
Tomorrow I'll be in Philly. I'm meeting up with my friends Katie Stock and Sophie Schwartz (as well as a possible surpise addition). We'll see the Liberty Bell, Independence Hall, and a sex toy shop that will apparently put Condom World on Newburry Street to shame. There will be pictures.
As for now, my glass is empty and I must get my beauty sleep if I want to look good for the hitchhickers. Goodnight room, and goodnight cow jumping over the moon...
It's the day before the journey begins... I'm collecting my thoughts, I'll post something very profound in a few hours :P
I have two last minute additions to the marathon list...
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I googled a lot of things last night. In order to see "everything", I gotta know my shit.I have five typed pages worth of things to do, sites to see, trails to hike, and places to sleep along the route. I'm on a money diet right now, but thankfully I'll be doing a lot of camping, so room & board won't bite too much off my wallet. The majority of my money will be spent on leading my eyes to the sites.
Sounding the start at the Liberty Bell, I'll pay my respects to the King in Graceland, party in New Orleans and Austin, try to avoid any probing in Roswell, take a wrong turn at Albuquerque to the Grand Canyon, see Cirque du Soleil in Vegas, gaze at the stars in LA, visit my old friend San Fran, say one last goodbye to Starbucks in Seattle, time Old Faithful, resist the urge to make "Drop Dead Gorgeous" jokes all throughout Minnesota, have a gay moment in St. Louis, man up in Chicago, and after 21 National Parks and 21 cities I'll make it home just in time for my move back to Beantown.
Ambitious? Perhaps. But look me in the blog and tell me you're not jealous. This is a trip I'll remember for the rest of my life, and I'm sure "future me" will be grateful when such a permanent memory isn't half-assed. Perhaps my eyes are bigger than my stomach, but if I've learned anything in college it's this... too much common sense yields little fun.
Today is the Thirteenth; also happening to mark the count for thirteen days before my bi-coastal solo journey. Its the only day that little quirk will occur so I decided to take this day to blazingly ponder my future endevour...
PREFACE (I'll pre your face!)
In less than two weeks I will be embarking on a cross-country trip. My passengers you might ask? Me, Myself, and I. The goal of this trip: SEE EVERYTHING.
I've decided to take advantage of the solitude that comes from not being able to find a co-pilot, and apply this opportunity to my chosen profession. In short... I'm writing a movie about a group of friends in there early-twenties who graduate college in 2009 (a.k.a. the "best" year to do so since 1930); so, feeling lost in the "real world", they make their escape on a trip across America.
So this trip, apart from being the coolest spirit-quest known to man, will also be research for my script. I won't be posting pieces of the actual script on here; protecting my copy-rights and shit, but I will be keeping an artful eye on the U.S. of A. There will be plenty of photographs taken all along the route, so look at the pretty pictures and check in to see where I'm driving next.
The clock is ticking... I've put in my notice at work, I have my travel reading picked out, I'm halfway through googling "things to do in _____ " and I'll be writing my packing list within the next day or so. I'm right on schedule, just gotta shake these nerves from being so close to the blast off date.